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Politically Correct About Men

1. He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

3. He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

4. He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

5. He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

6. He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

7. He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

8. He does not act like a total ass; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

9. He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

10. He does not constantly talk about cars; HE HAS A VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

11. He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

12. He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

13. He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

14. He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY

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